spoon

spoon
1. (Spoon) (3122↑, 1283↓)
romantic cuddling

wife: 'lets spoon honey' husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'

2. (spoon) (2114↑, 957↓)
the thing i use to dig food.
3. (spoon) (1457↑, 400↓)
Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.

My girl always wants to [spoon], but I just wanna [fork]\!

4. (spoon) (1476↑, 454↓)
To fit curves of one body to curves of another

Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.

5. (spoon) (1147↑, 321↓)
A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

6. (spoon) (643↑, 119↓)
(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

7. (spoon) (370↑, 143↓)
ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.

"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise" -SEX-

Author: Hailzermuffin http://spoon.urbanup.com/1615588
8. (spoon) (136↑, 46↓)
n. Slang for a glass pipe that has the same basic shape as a spoon. Like any other pipe, a spoon has the usual [stem], in glass, that is connected to a quasi-deep, oval shaped [bowl]. These are the typical glass pipes one would find at a headshop.

Yo dude, get your spoon, it's time to blaze.

9. (Spoon) (356↑, 265↓)
The worst possible way to die...

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.

Author: MagicDonJuan http://spoon.urbanup.com/920021
10. (spoon) (131↑, 61↓)
Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.

we spooned last night\! geez, all we did was spoon last night...

11. (SPOON) (81↑, 11↓)
Mild insult popular in the North of England, denoting airheadedness.

You just backed your car over my foot, you fucking spoon\!

12. (spoon) (152↑, 92↓)
An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.

My brother and his girlfriend spoon constantly.

13. (spoon) (132↑, 75↓)
an ever most miraculous band made up of Britt Daniel Jim Eno and Joshua Zarbo. the best thing to ever happen to music. amazing. all wonderful and good band that eveyone loves\! ah\!

i truely enjoyed spoon's 30 gallon tank album.

Author: orange juice http://spoon.urbanup.com/519290
14. (spoon) (868↑, 814↓)
1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest. 2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle. 3. To lick someone's anus 4. A stupid person 5. A type of bong used for smoking weed 6. A stupid codeword for pornography 7. A 'nicer' word for [fuck] 8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'

1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night 2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl. 3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care. 4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?\! You fucking spoon\! 5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon. 6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies. 7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man\! -Ooh I wanna spooner her hard. -What the spoon is her problem? 8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH

15. (Spoon) (52↑, 9↓)
The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon\!\!

16. (Spoon) (44↑, 6↓)
What I eat my Trix cereal with.

Guy1: Trix is the best Guy2: What the fuck, why are you shoving your face in your bowl? Guy1: Thats how you eat it... Guy2: Yo nigga try this shit, it's called a spoon Guy1: Damn, kickass

Author: James Darkness http://spoon.urbanup.com/4090951
17. (spoon) (59↑, 30↓)
A metal dealy to dig food

where is that metal dealy to dig food? you mean a spoon? .............yeah

18. (Spoon) (151↑, 127↓)
Battle cry of the cartoon character "the tick"

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh\!

19. (spoon) (24↑, 3↓)
the entire lacrosse stick. the head, the shaft, all of it.

This is my chill spoon. I just use it to throw around in the morning in my boxers. I have a game spoon too.

20. (Spoon) (42↑, 21↓)
1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect. 2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana. 3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male. 4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him. 5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed. 6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.

"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS\!" "Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon\!" Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company. Ted's favourite position is spooning. Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon". "Oh my GOD, Fred\! You are such a SPOON\!" "Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?\! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr\!"

Author: Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon http://spoon.urbanup.com/2035032
21. (spoon) (42↑, 29↓)
hardcore cuddling

jessica alverez and amy mariano just fuckin spooned\!\!\!\<333

22. (Spoon) (37↑, 27↓)
v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or [poking] one's booty. n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to [poking] one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

23. (Spoon) (42↑, 33↓)
Possibly the best band to come out of Texas. It consists of Britt Daniel (vocals, piano, etc.), Jim Eno (drums), and various temporary members. Elektra records had them for a while, but [Merge] records signed them after being dropped.

Music Lover: Hey - you should pick up "Kill the Moonlight" by Spoon. [Indie Snob]: Don't even talk about a band as mainstream as Spoon in my presence. Music Lover: So what they're in Time magazine\! They're still good\! Indie Snob: (groans) ok... fine... (immediately gets addicted)

24. (Spoon) (9↑, 3↓)
1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert. 2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon. 3. As in "do you need a spoon?\!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a [kissarse]

1. T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon\! BAG:i'm using the spoon\! T:don't make me [mushroom slap] you 2. Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while. 3. C: lets go to [legoland] H: naaaah. T: i agree, [legoland] sounds fun. H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?

25. (spoon) (9↑, 4↓)
Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."

"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."

26. (Spoon) (8↑, 4↓)
If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon" "Don't hit me with my spoon" "Let my spoon be" "Don't spoon me"

27. (Spoon) (9↑, 5↓)
someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

28. (spoon) (40↑, 37↓)
utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food

I used my spoon to eat cereal this morning for breakfast.

29. (Spoon) (2↑, 0↓)
noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

30. (spoon) (2↑, 0↓)
An act used by men to get laid

Spooning leads to forking

31. (spoon) (14↑, 12↓)
A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

32. (Spoon) (1↑, 0↓)
The combination of the words [Snow] and [Poon].

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift? Ed- I sure did\! Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

33. (Spoon) (3↑, 2↓)
1) Eating implement. 2) Awesome [indie] band that are usually just heard in the back round of a movie or randomly on the radio. They use sounds that I previously thought impossible to make with the objects on Earth. They kinda rock and are really talented\!

1)You use on to eat with 2) I \<3 spoon

34. (Spoon) (11↑, 10↓)
1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect. 2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana. 3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male. 4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him. 5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed. 6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.

"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS\!" "Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon\!" Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company. Ted's favourite position is spooning. Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon". "Oh my GOD, Fred\! You are such a SPOON\!" "Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?\! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr\!"

Author: Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon http://spoon.urbanup.com/2051818
35. (Spoon) (0↑, 0↓)
Slang Term for Lacrosse Stick

Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse. Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.

36. (Spoon) (0↑, 0↓)
To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons. Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning' youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Author: spooningsally http://spoon.urbanup.com/5376553
37. (Spoon) (2↑, 2↓)
Lacrosse stick.

Bro sweet spoon. Bro is that your spoon?

38. (Spoon) (1↑, 1↓)
A boy who likes to lead a girl on and then drop her like a hot stone when they get together. likes to dump girls over text.

''Connor is a totall spoon\! he dumped Georgina over text man\!

Author: GabbisaurTuttle http://spoon.urbanup.com/4466905
39. (Spoon) (5↑, 5↓)
Someone who is beyond an idiot

Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night? Yeah he's such a spoon.

40. (Spoon) (4↑, 4↓)
When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

Author: David Alan CLark http://spoon.urbanup.com/2704250
41. (spoon) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who stirs shit, ie. like a spoon is used for stirring.

Why have you been going round stirring shit up about me? You're such a spoon\!

42. (spoon) (11↑, 12↓)
Spoon - can have variouse meanings. However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.

"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.

43. (spoon) (2↑, 3↓)
not the sharpes object in the draw

stop asking stupid shit you spoon

44. (spoon) (14↑, 15↓)
a device used to smoke weed

thats a phat spoon

45. (spoon) (0↑, 2↓)
1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle 2) an eating utensil 3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car 4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu

Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good\! - thanks i went spooning yesterday\! Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup? Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon\! Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon? - well its extra spoony\!\!

Author: peter pan111111111 http://spoon.urbanup.com/5677582
46. (Spoon) (2↑, 4↓)
A metal object used for shovelling food into the mouth(1) and or and insult.(2)

1.Tim ate polietly with his spoon. 2.That guys a right spoon.

47. (spoon) (1↑, 3↓)
to lightly brush up another person's arm in violent intent (it all started in the land called of the mind controlling dogs and the goodie bag)

"let's c what's in the goodie bag for you tonite...a SPOON\!' *spoon*

Author: elmiantacisi http://spoon.urbanup.com/749703
48. (spoon) (26↑, 28↓)
When having sex, a woman puts her back to a mans chest and they have sex like that...still up the pussy
49. (Spoon) (1↑, 4↓)
A person who is considered an idiot and a bit stupid

' Can't you even do up yer own coat?, you spoon?'

50. (SPOON) (1↑, 4↓)
the other part of FORK, commonly refered to in the declasified breifings of "operation happy panda" and in "operation chunky tiger"

im such a fork.....wait i mean dork. so i gues that means you would be spoon.

51. (spoon) (1↑, 5↓)
An insult towards a simpleton (dumbass)

Oh My god, you such a spoon, what were you thinking

52. (Spoon) (3↑, 7↓)
1.A word used in place of words such as fool, idiot noob, twat etc. 2.A piece of cutlury

1.Person A: Damn i lost my Barney the dinosoar dvd Person B : Ha you spoon 2.Hey can i spoon you

53. (spoon) (9↑, 13↓)
A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.

"Ah ya spoon, ya\!" "OMG you are such a spoon"

54. (spoon) (25↑, 29↓)
1. A utensil that you use to eat food with. 2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with. 3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons\!

Author: Emiruko Nagakura http://spoon.urbanup.com/1263373
55. (Spoon) (9↑, 14↓)
An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon. Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

56. (Spoon) (2↑, 8↓)
While playing Beer Pong, one who either throws the beer out (without anyone seeing) or taking entirely too long to drink the beer, also known as a pussy

Stop spoon'in that beer you pussy and take your next shot

57. (Spoon) (0↑, 6↓)
To spill or drop - often used in relation to the spilling of marijuana.

Dangerous Dave: The weeds on the table man, don't spoon it. Scary Sam proceeds to knock the weed all over the floor... Dangerous Dave: Naaaaaaaaaah man you spooned it....shit....man...fucks sake...

58. (Spoon) (1↑, 8↓)
its another word dats sweet its what da neard use in the games and it means super pwn

Neard 1: dude World of Warcraft i am going 2 spoon u soo hard ur going 2 feal it in the morning Neard 2: u wish u lil nasty

59. (spoon) (18↑, 26↓)
An asshole. Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.

Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.

Author: UL Honors Student http://spoon.urbanup.com/1152641
60. (spoon) (11↑, 19↓)
to kiss. Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

Author: Denonotative http://spoon.urbanup.com/575734
61. (SPOON) (5↑, 14↓)
person shaped like a spoon

that kid looks like a spoon we should call him SPOON\!

62. (Spoon) (1↑, 10↓)
Spooning is another word for [offending]. It is derived from the feeling of that someone is digging out a part of your [heart] with a [spoon] by saying something mean to you.

"Dude, Jeniffer totally spooned me last night when she told me she'd slept with Joe." "OMG, SPOONED\!"

63. (spoon) (1↑, 10↓)
A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon? Me: No that would be you. Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

64. (spoon) (15↑, 24↓)
1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal. 2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah\!" or "Woo hoo\!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus\! 2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON\!

Author: Weirdboyscott http://spoon.urbanup.com/19636
65. (Spoon) (9↑, 19↓)
A pipe (usually glass) for smoking combustible substances.

"I bought a spoon for 20 bucks at the head shop"

66. (spoon) (9↑, 19↓)
refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon

Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?

67. (Spoon) (14↑, 24↓)
what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

68. (spoon) (8↑, 18↓)
a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

69. (spoon) (14↑, 25↓)
The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon. See also [moulinyan]

Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.

Author: Italian Stallion http://spoon.urbanup.com/1103357
70. (spoon) (1↑, 13↓)
when two people lay so close together they look like a spoon.

1. one day keenan went to spend the night at a young boy named nicks house. when it was time to go to sleep young nick started spooning with little keenan. and when keenan woke up one the next day and his bootie was hurting.

Author: woogie boogie http://spoon.urbanup.com/2178240
71. (spoon) (2↑, 14↓)
An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you. Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back. A complete [bitch].

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you? You: No what? Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you. You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

72. (Spoon) (9↑, 21↓)
Racing parts manufacturer in Japan. Specializes in hondas. Send them $10K and they can send you parts to make your civic run mid 13s.

I dropped $10K in Spoon parts into my civic and now I can beat a stock Trans Am.

73. (spoon) (10↑, 22↓)
back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

74. (Spoon) (4↑, 17↓)
A person who is so extremely stupid you want to kick them repeatedly in the balls.

Argh will you shut up you spoon\!

75. (spoon) (7↑, 20↓)
GAY SEX\!\!\! Two guys, one the pitcher the other the catcher.

Bubba spooned my daddy while he was in jail, and now my daddy is gay.

76. (spoon) (9↑, 22↓)
An imaginary object that only come from the mind

"There is no [spoon] Neo"

77. (Spoon) (13↑, 26↓)
An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

Author: Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott http://spoon.urbanup.com/563597
78. (spoon) (2↑, 15↓)
a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

79. (Spoon) (20↑, 33↓)
An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

80. (spoon) (6↑, 19↓)
someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

81. (spoon) (5↑, 18↓)
an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks\!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe\!\!

82. (spoon) (4↑, 18↓)
To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

83. (Spoon) (4↑, 18↓)
A bowl used to smoke dank marijuana buds, usually glass, and a spoon shape, inside out spoon, double blown,many diff types, ...good hitting bowl

Yo, pack up some nuggs in my glass spoon bowl, and we can start a lil puff puff give, you drop it ,...im fucking your world up

84. (spoon) (5↑, 20↓)
Dangerous Metal Impliment

Protect yourself now, buy SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD\!

85. (spoon) (8↑, 23↓)
the act genital to genital interaction without intercourse.

ie. Penis to Ass while sleeping or laying in bed.

86. (spoon) (6↑, 21↓)
a type of pipe for smokin' ganj.

yo man, that inside-out spoon is the shit.

87. (spoon) (3↑, 19↓)
1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon. 2.Also the tick's battle cry. 3.Also inferior to the spork. 4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

88. (Spoon) (1↑, 17↓)
Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

Author: Laura/Katie/Lloyd http://spoon.urbanup.com/555484
89. (spoon) (6↑, 22↓)
someone stupid, bendy and shiny. The only thing this person is worthy of doing is to feed you.

that person is such a spoon. They just ate their own head.

90. (spoon) (2↑, 20↓)
1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see [The Tick]) 2. Nothing is better. 3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON 2. You fool\! My spoon will beat you\! 3. ALL HAIL SPOON\!

Author: Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) http://spoon.urbanup.com/456014
91. (spoon) (2↑, 21↓)
someone who is a F.G groupie

The MKC is full of spoons.

92. (Spoon) (10↑, 29↓)
1) something that is too big 2) something that is too ripe 3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big. 2) My spoon is too ripe. 3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

93. (spoon) (0↑, 19↓)
1) Eating instrument. 2) Exclamation of joy. 3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon." 2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON\!" 3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://spoon.urbanup.com/217313
94. (spoon) (4↑, 24↓)
an idiot,a loser jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon\! or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

95. (spoon) (1↑, 21↓)
Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

Author: chris davis http://spoon.urbanup.com/85005
96. (spoon) (4↑, 25↓)
a tall, blonde, albino

Yo spoon... where the hell did ya go? I can't see u in all this snow.

97. (Spoon) (3↑, 25↓)
University of Kentucky student. Cockwrangler See: Cockwrangler definition.

Spoon is a cockwrangler. Spoon is a GAY.

Author: Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick http://spoon.urbanup.com/929946
98. (spoon) (1↑, 24↓)
spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon? -yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

Author: spoonertheweirdo http://spoon.urbanup.com/554152
99. (Spoon) (4↑, 27↓)
1) An insult given to one who is rather unintelligent. 2) A piece of silverware use to eat with. 3) An object used to dig the spagma from ones foreskin.

Stop being such a fucking spoon.

100. (Spoon) (1↑, 26↓)
1. Un-conditional surrender. 2. Complete and udder rape 3. A utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food.

1. I spoon you 2. You were spooned last night

101. (Spoon) (9↑, 39↓)
A nicer word but with the same meaning as 'fuck'

Spoon You\!\! Spoon Me\!\! Spoon this shit\!\!

102. (spoon) (10↑, 47↓)
My best friend Alana's brother.

Yo, Alana is your brother Spoon home.

Author: ummihavenoclue http://spoon.urbanup.com/478840
103. (SPOON) (2↑, 40↓)
1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure. 2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah. 2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee\!

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://spoon.urbanup.com/62234
104. (spoon) (5↑, 48↓)
To drink pussy juice with a spoon. Typically from a ugly woman.

Frank is such a spooner, he spoons Sherry every night while Chip and Ernst watch.

105. (spoon) (7↑, 65↓)
v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there

Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • spoon — [spo͞on] n. [ME spon < OE a chip: sense infl. by cognate ON spōnn, spoon: see SPADE1] 1. a utensil consisting of a small, shallow, usually oval shaped bowl and a handle, used for picking up or stirring food, etc. as in eating or cooking 2.… …   English World dictionary

  • spoon´i|ly — spoon|y «SPOO nee», adjective, spoon|i|er, spoon|i|est, noun, plural spoon|ies. Informal. –adj. foolish or silly in lovemaking; demonstratively fond: »I was never in love myself, but I ve seen many others spoony (Frederick Marryat) …   Useful english dictionary

  • spoon|y — «SPOO nee», adjective, spoon|i|er, spoon|i|est, noun, plural spoon|ies. Informal. –adj. foolish or silly in lovemaking; demonstratively fond: »I was never in love myself, but I ve seen many others spoony (Frederick Marryat) …   Useful english dictionary

  • Spoon — Spoon, v. i. 1. To fish with a spoon bait. [Webster 1913 Suppl.] 2. In croquet, golf, etc., to spoon a ball. [Webster 1913 Suppl.] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Spoon — Spoon, v. t. 1. To take up in, or as in, a spoon. [1913 Webster] 2. (Fishing) To catch by fishing with a spoon bait. He had with him all the tackle necessary for spooning pike. Mrs. Humphry Ward. [Webster 1913 Suppl.] 3. In croquet, golf, etc.,… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • spoon|ey — «SPOO nee», adjective, spoon|i|er, spoon|i|est, noun, plural spoon|eys. = spoony. (Cf. ↑spoony) …   Useful english dictionary

  • Spoon — 〈[spu:n] m. 6; Golf〉 hölzerner Schläger für lange u. hohe Schläge [engl., eigtl. „Löffel“] * * * Spoon [spu:n, ʃpu:n], der; s, s [engl. spoon, eigtl. = Löffel] (Golf veraltet): löffelförmiger Golfschläger …   Universal-Lexikon

  • Spoon — (sp[=oo]n), v. i. (Naut.) See {Spoom}. [Obs.] [1913 Webster] We might have spooned before the wind as well as they. Pepys. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Spoon — Spoon, v. i. To act with demonstrative or foolish fondness, as one in love. [Colloq.] [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • spoon — s.m.inv. ES ingl. {{wmetafile0}} TS sport bastone da golf con spatola in legno inclinata, impiegato per effettuare tiri molto lunghi {{line}} {{/line}} DATA: 1964. ETIMO: ingl. spoon propr. cucchiaio …   Dizionario italiano

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